Draco Malfoy

Slytherin Barbie

Person 1: Hey have you met Draco Malfoy yet?
Person 2: Oh you mean that Slytherin Barbie in the robes?

by Nyx321 April 6, 2021

Dracool

His name is Mike and he is bad.

That Dracool guy ucks!

by Pritch_101 fan May 12, 2021

Draco Malfoy

The hottest Harry Potter character, played by the actor Tom Felton. (aka Thomas Andrew Felton) the character girls fantasize getting railed by.

Hp fan: I shifted last night to Hogwarts.
Non Hp fan: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Hp fan: I got absolutely railed by Draco Malfoy.

by emilyfeltonnn12 May 14, 2021

Draco Malfoy

A fictional character from the Harry Potter universe. He is in Slytherin. HE NEEDS A HUG. And don't you DARE call me "simp" or "obsessed". He really had no choice and I get it.

Gryffindork imbecile: "DrAcO mAlFoY wAs A jErK, hE dEsErVeD tO dIe."

Me: "Don't. You. Dare. *goes into deep explanation of how he was broken and points out scientific facts*"

Draco Malfoy: "Nice. Finally, someone who gets me."

by LilytheAce June 17, 2021

draco malfoy

juanas husband

omg juana and draco malfoy are so hot together

by abushehadeh July 1, 2021

dracatic

An over vocalized dramatic cat.

Aurora is so dracatic, especially during the evening.

by Almighty_KFC January 4, 2022

draco malfoy

DEFINITION OF DADDY ISSUES. LOL. HES SO HOT
DRACO+GREEN APPLE XRINGS= ME DYING ON YTHE FLOOR.
MY FIRST AND LAST LOVEE. E ERYOINE IS COMPARECD TO HIM.
HES A SEXIST BASTARD WEHIO IS ALSO RACISYT AND HATES ANYONE WHO SINT MAGIC OR PUREBOLODD BUT WE STIL LOVE HIM COX HES HOT AND SEXY AND AWESOME AND WE HAVE SEVERE MENTAL ISSUES

WE STAN HIM. <3

pweson 1: can we date?
perocon 2: are you a racist sexist dickhead with zaddy issues?
perosn1: no..
perosm 2: then go fuck a lamp post. YPURN NOT Draco malfoy BITCH.

by yourlocalsidehoe May 22, 2022