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rodney dangerfield 

Possibly the funniest comedian to ever live! He was all about getting "no respect" and had the best one-liners out of anyone. Sadly, died in 2004 at the age of 83.Rest in peace Rodney Dangerfield, you were the best.
"Me and my wife lived a happy 20 years. Then we met."
"I was breast fed as a baby, but my mother said she only liked me as a friend."
"I'm so ugly, one time I stuck my head out the window. The police charged me for mooning."
"Dude Rodney Dangerfield is HILARIOUS!"
"no shit"
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Gold Digger

This is a girl who will disguise her intentions through layers of manipulations.

She's the kind of girl who will make you take her to the most expensive restaurant.

She'll say things like "I'm not the kind of girl you just take out to McDonalds. " This is a classic line used commonly.

She usually has an impressive list of ex boyfriends which is meant to impress you with the level of girl she is. These men are usually just rich marks and this should be a red flag.

She likes to humblebrag a lot to make her seem less materialistic than she truly is.

She wants your money, food and fancy clothes now. But if she's getting old, she might settle for a young guy who's going to be rich, like a medical student. Will usually get impatient and see other guys as well until they get married, or she dumps him for another guy.

She's a black widow and she's smart.
Dude she's a gold digger! Look at who she's dated and what she makes you spend!

well-digger's ass 

Older slang, used in cold weather to place emphasis on how extremely cold it is outdoors.
Damn, it's colder than a well-digger's ass!
well-digger's ass by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

danger radio  

a kick ass band that plays kinda an emo rock. they are awesome, and totally cute. they are so good that people might wanna steal your radio to listen, and that is why they are dangerous in the radio. i love danger radio, and you should too !
A: i went to an awesome concert last nite !
B: who did you see ?
A: i saw danger radio at sonar ! they played great and we got to meet them and everything!
B: im so jealous. sounds like you had the BEST night ever.

Danger Radio is a fantastic musical group.

Ho Daggers 

Crazy tricked out fake acrylic finger-nails that are often found on Ho's. These faux nails can easily be used to inflict serious bodily injury.
Ray-ray almost got his eyes scratched out by his Baby Momma's Ho Daggers after she smelled another Ho's scent on his dick.
Ho Daggers by Da Balance April 23, 2009

fur digger 

girls who swipe match in dating apps only to meet pets.
Friend 1: I thought the girl was really into me, but she only like me because of my dog.
Friend 2: Mannnnn I hate fur diggers....
fur digger by dthediabolical August 23, 2018

Danger Noodle 

Another word for snek, which is another word for snake
Jerry: i got to boop the nose of a danger noodle today
Danger Noodle by WALUIGIfan69 October 22, 2017