P.T.F.D.

A disorder in which a person has difficulty recovering after experiencing or witnessing a firefighter steal your girl.

Steve is now suffering from P.T.F.D. after he came home and found his wife in bed with a firefighter

by Steve Steve Steve September 9, 2018

N.F.D.

Hey, everyone knows the saying, "Nip for Dick".

No dick until the nip. You know the expression, N.F.D.

by Phocks September 27, 2023

F-D

To fail with dishonesty; worst than failing because the person knows what they are saying is not true and/or have no faith in the statement.

Cheney " Torture makes America safer."

F-D

by jjthekid September 1, 2009

F.D.L.B.

An acronym that stand for Fat, Dumb, Lazy, Bitch.

Me: Is she going to do anything to day.
Coworker: No she is a F.D.L.B. I hope the boss fires her.

by krusty's komedy klassics December 13, 2010

yous'd've'f'i'd've

Australian Variant of "y'all'd've'f'i'd've"
Youse would have if I would have

Cunt 1: *pussies out of something*
Cunt 2: "yous'd've'f'i'd've"
Cunt 3 (Overseas Housing Investor): *Cries*

by Hi_Its_Matt August 29, 2022

F.D.I.B

means females do it better

i dont fuck with with niggas because F.D.I.B

by l0velations September 29, 2022

YoU'd StIlL f*cK

Yeah, yeah I know what I'd fuckin do...

Bitch "YoU'd StIlL f*cK!"

Hym "It's a compulsion so how about you fuckin relax, yeah?"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023