customoron

idiotic customer, irritating customer, the way you are treated in some shops

The customoron was asking for Jane Austen in the periodicals section.

by bestselling February 24, 2008

apple customer service

quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,

apple customer service:sir what is your name

me:brandon ****

apple:rick??

me:just help me with my problem

apple:what is it sir

me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself

apple:...

me:help me

apple:let me look it up

me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product

apple:sir read off your ipod main menu

me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...

apple:read off your iPOD menu

me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college

by fuckapple123 June 26, 2010

HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.

HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Joint custody

When you've had a bad day and bust into your stoner friend's house and snatch the joint from his or her hand you are then said to have joint custody.

Who's got joint custody now??!

by Farle77 July 22, 2010

customer

n. trucker term for the person with whom a law enforcement officer is currently occupied. When the cop has a customer, he can't come after you.

Oh no, there's the fuzz! Oh, nevermind. He's got a customer. Hammer down!

by fizzle October 10, 2005

Customerising

The process of taking a written passage and editing it to be acceptable for sending to customers.

"Thankyou for your comprehensive engineering report. I will spend tomorrow customerising it before forwarding it externally"

by CraigBrianYoung October 13, 2008

custompayload

stupid malware developer who also is racist, sexist, and just a godawful deranged person.

bro custompayload used the exact same pastebin in his non obf and obf rat
TFAM would like to thank CustomPayload for convincing many young individuals against distributing malware

by pandaninjas February 14, 2023