1. Someone with no sense of humour and finds all jokes rubbish, and makes a point of saying so as well.
2. Someone who is always upset and thinks the world is on his or her shoulders and no amount of jokes or light hearted banter snaps them out of it.
3. Doom and gloom nay-sayer or negative nancy that sees the bad in everything and everyone and has no problem pointing it out to everyone either.
4. All of the above rolled into one giant meat bag of repulsive miserable cuntness.
2. Someone who is always upset and thinks the world is on his or her shoulders and no amount of jokes or light hearted banter snaps them out of it.
3. Doom and gloom nay-sayer or negative nancy that sees the bad in everything and everyone and has no problem pointing it out to everyone either.
4. All of the above rolled into one giant meat bag of repulsive miserable cuntness.
Bob: So, do you like me new suit?
Dave: No.
Bob: Why not?
Dave: Because it looks crap, you look crap, the world looks crap, and basically everything is crap.
Bob: Oh shut the fuck up you miserable cunt!
Dave: No.
Bob: Why not?
Dave: Because it looks crap, you look crap, the world looks crap, and basically everything is crap.
Bob: Oh shut the fuck up you miserable cunt!
by Slim Vision June 16, 2007
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An awesome combination of calling someone a piece of shit and a cunt. When used, it is often in a more joking and lighter fashion. It takes two big insults and makes it humorous, but still holds the vulgarity.
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Get the cookie cunt mug.A cuntador is a person who doesn't play fair, whether in sport, business or life. Someone who uses another person's misfortune to gain something for themselves.
Originated when the cyclist Alberto Contador, took an unfair advantage of cyclist Andy Schleck's bike malfunction on stage 16 of the 2010 Tour de France.
Originated when the cyclist Alberto Contador, took an unfair advantage of cyclist Andy Schleck's bike malfunction on stage 16 of the 2010 Tour de France.
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James: "Hey who are those on the corner?"
Brad: "Oh them? That's the cuntagon"
Bob: "Welcome to the Cuntagon"
Brad: "Oh them? That's the cuntagon"
Bob: "Welcome to the Cuntagon"
by EppingForest July 26, 2011
Get the cuntagon mug.Adj. (Australian vulg.) A short term psychological condition where a male will willingly forego social opportunities with other males (watching sport, drinking etc.) in order to enjoy sexual relations with a new female lover.
Where's Harry? I thought he wouldn't miss this (sporting event) for the world!
Nah mate, it's not surprising, he's totally cunt struck. He hasn't left the house for a week. Her name's Briony. Nice tits.
No shit?
Yeah.
Nah mate, it's not surprising, he's totally cunt struck. He hasn't left the house for a week. Her name's Briony. Nice tits.
No shit?
Yeah.
by Luke Atkinson & THE GHOSTWRITER May 5, 2006
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