avery cunningham

i heard she stank. when she goes to hug dudes, she opens her legs instead of her arms.

i knew avery cunningham was at the football game because i could smell her
from across the field.

by don’t fuck with me :) June 11, 2018

Cunting The Lads

Colloquial expression when in a group of marauding male friends, one deliberately goes out of his way to do mis-deeds to the others.

It's often argued, generally by the lad doing the cunting that: "the lads always cunt each other". Depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.

Giles cunted the lads by breaking wind in the back of the taxi at the beginning of a 40 minute journey.

Tomkin cunted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.

Oswaldo cunted Ellsworth, and said "but the lads always cunt each other!", when he slept with Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized vulva; and replied to Ellsworth's loving text messages while getting a soapy titwank from Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend.

Cunting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included pissing in each other's pockets in urinals, and competitively cock-blocking any lad having success with a bint.

by Earnesto Cullonesto February 3, 2012

Cunting

Trophy hunting… particularly by needle dicked aristocracy or wealthy American gentlemen or their bleach blonde daughters:

Botswana has been doing so well with eco tourism but it seems in 2021 a return to the cunting of yesteryear is apparent.

by GabsG December 10, 2021

road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004

Ed Cunnigham

When one is to act as Charlie Sheen towards girls. Get with girls then possibly fuck them over e.g.

A legend to some, a dick to others. Just like any boy hungry for vagina however it is never far away for an Ed Cunningham

'Yeah I totally Ed Cunningham'd this girl the other day'

or
'Gonna' go out and get abolsutely Ed Cunnigham'd tongiht!'
Meaning to get on loads of girls.

by edlovesvagina October 14, 2011

Gas-canning

When you have warts in your hand and you finger blast a girl and it makes the noise a gas can nozzle does when it goes in and out of the can.

Wyatt was gas-canning his girlfriend last night.

by Dr.Doe June 19, 2018

Cunting

To go to a party in search of grinding a girl. Often said among a horny male population.

Eric and I went cunting tonight.

by eetw43235 April 21, 2008