cumbelcher

one who belches up cum, usually lots of it

those banff chicks are all cumbelchers

by butthead April 2, 2008

cubsband

A romantically involved cub who has not yet reached his adult levels of hairiness, stinkiness and morbid obesity and is thus unable to be considered a husbear.

My cubsband has finally grown out of his harness!

by griffynn February 8, 2010

ooh crumbs

A phrase to describe when shits gone wrong

Penfold: "Ooh Crumbs!"

by lewisnutta May 5, 2006

Victorless Crumbsfelt

a person who loses in everything that they attempt; a pathetic person; a dorky loser; Chauncey; a herb

one friend talking to another friend about a third friend:
"He struck out with that girl again. He is such a victorless crumbsfelt that it almost makes me feel bad for him."

"haha... yeah, ALMOST!"

by dbmetter October 16, 2008

Cracker Crumbs

A group of small white children.

I went to pick up my kid at day care, he was having fun with all the other cracker crumbs.

by MickPaddy September 25, 2010

Chicago Cubs

A baseball team best known for losing and playing in the world's largest gay bar. A franchise with the third biggest market and an inflated payroll, the teams has failed since 1908. Their fans prefer to blame a goat, a cat, and a Bartman for the team's failure rather than simply admitting one hundred years of disgrace. Every team has a bad century right?

Bro 1: Bro, you wanna watch the Chicago Cubs try to play baseball today?

Bro 2: Naw bro, my butt never healed from the last time I went to Wrigley!

Bro 1: Good point! Besides, winning in October is overrated anyways.

by happyg123456 May 10, 2009

boody crumbs

the tiny remains of fecal matter around your anal hole after emptying out

dang, I layed down for a nice hot bath this morning, and i think i swallowed some floating boody crumbs...

by Mack October 24, 2004