Cryptohustler

A synonym for gamer. Gamers are a oppressed minority in the cruel world and therefor they must have a chad codename in the depths of the web and the cruelty that is known as the earth

"I have a customer for my Edibles I offered on the Silk Road, he's a cryptohustler, so I got him some Shark Cards with the Edibles."

by Omituinen1731 January 6, 2020

Crypto Daddy

Corban

Corban is crypto daddy, he has all the Bitcoin.

by Dillon22$ January 16, 2020

Crypto Hoe

A person who wishes they had money in the Crypto game but don't due to being:
A) Too poor
B) Lacking the Cojones

Man you keep talking about investing, stop being such a Crypto Hoe

by SaintTenLetters February 28, 2020

cryptoantiquarianology

The research or study of lost and/or hidden things from history. Archaeology, anthropology and even paleontology are considered part of cryptoantiquarianology.

I am writing my thesis on the tomb of Seti in hopes of finalizing my doctorate of cryptoantiquarianology.

by KingOfCrows August 9, 2020

cryptoantiquarianology

Research about hidden stuff from the past. Think Indiana Jones. It's pretty cool, trying to find lost treasure and civilizations.

It's practically cryptoantiquarianology to find my socks.

by iPlayTheElectricRubberBand August 9, 2020

Crypto-Smad

Hyphenated portmanteau (sad/mad) describing the regret felt as a result of not having any of the crypto currency when it is experiencing a high, or, conversely, holding a position in the currency as it crashes.

Fuck a duck, I wish I had some bitcoin right now. The price is sky rocketing. I'm totally crypto-smad right now.

by Ed Linguist December 31, 2020

Cryptophant

A person who acts obsequiously toward a cryptocurrency only when it gains them an advantage

That cryptophant is only in it for the gains. He doesn't believe in the tech at all.

by BeatboxHero January 21, 2021