Crusty Dutchman

The act of taking an ugly hooker in a small bathroom stall, getting a blow job and sealing the deal with doggy style over the toilet. The crusty (dirty) part come into play when your guilt ridden friend comes back into the bar and admits how dirty he feels.

Friend: Where's the Dutchman?
Friend 2: I'm not sure, check the bathroom.
Friend: Dude! He is definitely giving that girl the Crusty Dutchman!!
Friend 2: That is classic!

by J1281 March 19, 2012

Crusty Cannoli

When a female poops during anal.

This chick Crusty Cannolied me last night by accident

by Crusty Cannoli June 3, 2014

crusty emo

one who listens to of mice and men wears dark eye shadow, has very pale skin and dyes their hair at least once a month. they find men who have children attractive and find bats cute

wow look at that crusty emo, chelsea you're such a crusty emo

by canadian_wizard February 9, 2015

crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"
-Quan

by Brandon Pears stupidshit October 14, 2016

Crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature.

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"

-Quan

by Brandon Pears stupidshit October 14, 2016

crusty tuna

When a woman has a yeast infection and masturbates leaving a thin crust of cum to be eaten.

No thanks I'm not hungry, I had a crusty tuna earlier.

by Fappinplatypus December 28, 2016

crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses

That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat

by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017