Crooked Dick

A cop or policeman who is crooked, on the take, bought off.

He's a crooked Dick.

by Wiseone57 May 6, 2022

Crossed

The act of having 2 different drugs within your system at the same time. The origin of this word is through the action, you get so fucked up your eyes go crossed and you can’t see. Hence the verb “crossed”.

“bro what happened to you last night”

“i got so crossed last night i fell down the stairs and fucked my hamster”

by riss_03 May 30, 2022

Crossed out

When you execute a killer crossover in basketball so hard that you break someone's ankles. You basically cross out that defender from being an issue.

"Dang bruh, you got crossed out, then he made the slam easy. I warned you bruh he had mad handles."

"You got crossed out."

by ZenixSaxzon June 15, 2022

Crossed Out

Like greening out, but when you’re crossed asf

Tim-“Bro, did you hear how Johnny crossed out at the party last night?”
Perry-“Yeah dude, he threw up everywhere and passed out in the oven!”

by Aids4tw August 27, 2022

crossed

Being drunk and stoned at the same time.

James: “Dude let’s drink after we smoke and get crossed!”
Martin: “Hell yeah, man!”

by JoshFireFalcon100 December 3, 2022

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians

A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life

by Bionic_squirty May 8, 2023