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Dane Cook's Disease

Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.
Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.

Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.
by C Miller July 3, 2008
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Jonathan Cook

Jonathan Cook is in 1 of THE BEST bands in the world(Forever The Sickest Kids) Jonathan Cook is talented, sweet, attractive, friendly, smart and funny. Jonathan Cook loves everyone including his fans.(in a friendly appreciative way nothing weird screw the idiots who make up rumors!) Jonathan Cook makes me smile. Jonathan Cook strongly believes in God & puts him 1st in everything he does. Jonathan Cook has inspired me to be a better christian and person in general. Jonathan Cook loves his family especially his adorable nephews:). Jonathan Cook has a great smile:) Jonathan Cook is a major Dallas Cowboys fan. Jonathan Cook is a great performer. Jonathan Cook's fans think hes amazing.
omg did you go to that concert?

yes Jonathan cook was so awesome

Did you meet Jonathan Cook?

Yes he was so nice & funny & cute!

Did you see Jonathan's tweet?

Yes it made my day:)
by Alicia21 February 16, 2010
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Chookter

Someone living in the North of Scotland, or in the middle of nowhere.

Sometimes used in reference to a sheep shagger.
Who's that chookter staring at my sheep?
by Churd April 24, 2006
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cook game

The quality or skill at which someone produces crack cocaine from powder.
"YOU KNOW IM STILL NICE WITH MY COOK GAME" - Young Buck.
by Cactus Johnson May 7, 2005
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Cooked Chicken

Noun.

A chicken which has been slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.
Car salesman: *slaps chicken with the speed of 3725.95 mph* this is a cooked chicken.
by Atheon February 22, 2019
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fully cooked

Smoking marijuana to the point where you cant smoke anymore.
Jim: Hey you want this man?
Tony: Nah I'll pass...I'm fully cooked
by Dreezy Mac February 3, 2007
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Vander-Cooked

When two guys score with the same chick at the same time
Hey Baby, wanna get Vander-Cooked
by Ernie-Bo-Bernie April 25, 2008
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