choobert

distant cousin of choob plus hewbert, plus hebrew. choobert means little 7 year old dumbass blond shitlicker from england who likes to steal dreidels from babies. it also means you did something really dumb n immature.
CHOOBERT= HEBREW+CHOOB+HEWBERT

"i just pissed on a cop car"
damn ur such a choobert, dude!! RUN!

by jackie loves vinny July 5, 2003

Choobo

Another name for pedophile

“My god I hate choobos”

by Facio dong January 17, 2022

corn on the crob

... the MEECROB, that is!

train away!

by JOKa August 13, 2003

Choobo

A really hot ex-girlfriend who never finalizes her spot to date you but always demonstrates why it's a good idea if need be.

In comparison to the bubble eyed goldfish who's features make a "Choobo" ex-girlfriend seem bug eyed.

by aowjjha August 10, 2012

craoober

When a person is so southern white that they have surpassed 'cracker' and 'goober'. They are craoober.

My mom is craoober; that person is off her meds, she is craoober.

by J. Roe October 13, 2007

Choobies

A short term for 'Child boobs' also meaning a small/flat chested teenager.

guy 1 ''dude look at that chick''
guy 2 ''oh dude she has choobies''

by MrbananaBrain October 6, 2013

choobs

man boobs; a cross between his chest and boobs

"EW! Look at that man's hairy choobs!"

by Hot 'n' Steamy Goodness July 30, 2003