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Critchellites

A slang term for almost leftists. Named for the totalitarian blue aliens on an episode of Samurai Jack who took over a peaceful, developed civilization from a resourceful and kind people and destroyed it with their retarded ways.
They implement mandates and lockdowns. Have you seen the inner cities? The prices of everything? Our toilet that is foreign relations? These Critchellites will destroy the whole world before they give up power.
by ToadSlanger December 5, 2021
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Critwhore

Term used to describe a person obsessed with getting and increasing their chances of getting a critical hit. Often used in a derogative manner.
Don't be such a critwhore and enjoy the game!
by David S! January 31, 2008
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crotch bunch

the bunch in your pants that makes it look like you have a crotch
suzy- its likes i have a penis in that picture

dionne- no man its just your crotch bunch!
by Emily, Emma and Lindsay March 27, 2009
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crotch hunter

The process of making a sexual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. Generally followed by awkward and embarassing thigh touching and empty grabs.
I was in bed with Mike last night and he was so hot I was tryin to make a move and grab his dick but I couldnt find it in his jeans! I was totally a crotch hunter. *sigh*
by RielyTaylor March 4, 2009
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crotch-clops

A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle.

B. a man who only has one ball
is it true that you only have one nut, you're a crotch-clops!
by FCPremier John Doe February 3, 2010
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crotch basket

The space that is created when a person is wearing tights or pantyhose that are too short, and the crotch of said garments only comes up to the mid-thigh.
"What happened to Casey?" "Dude, she was arrested at the airport yesterday for smuggling drugs in her crotch basket, and one of those drug sniffing dogs took her down."

"Ugh! These tights are too small, they are totally giving me a crotch basket!"
by SchmoopsyNickelpickel March 3, 2010
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Crotch Dialing

The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.
Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."

Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"

Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!
by CMann2010 October 28, 2010
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