CHIMP IN CHARGE

{ CHIMP IN CHARGE } According to Michael Fazio a.k.a. the author of a Revolutionary new book called Angels on the Ark ~

CHIMP IN CHARGE THE CHIMP IN CHARGE is also a VERTICAL VERSION of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } according to Michael Fazio & the { CHIMP IN CHARGE } is also a descendent of CHIMPANZEES & or BABOON~ETTS ~

So according to an Atheist Congress of the current { CHIMP IN CHARGE } of the USA a.k.a. & the 44th PUSS STAIN we are all { VERTICAL CHIMPS } however there can only be 1 {CHIMP IN CHARGE } & that would be the 44th PUSS STAIN until it passes the baton to the 45th PUSS STAIN in the year 2012 ~ !

Also according to Michael Fazio the chimp in charge is also defined as an ~ANIMAL~IN~THE~WHITE~HOUSE~ BECAUSE WE ARE ACCORDING TO WEBSTERS DICTIONARY IN FACT ALL ANIMAL ORGANISMS THAT ORIGINATED IN THE OCEANS

Of coarse there are many different forms of animals including the human species also known as { VERTICAL CHIMPS } & the sub species of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } known as POLITICAL ANIMALS & these Political Animals are defined by their political ambitions & are also noted in the Encyclopedia & dictionaries as such ~a.k.a. POLITICAL ANIMALS thus effectively describing the 44th PUSS STAIN & his political cabinet of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } which also includes the sub species known as BABOON~ETTS & all of this information is brought to you by Michael Fazio.

If there are any doubts please refer to;

www.AngelsontheArk.com by Michael Fazio

by HoodWinkedbyanAngel December 9, 2010

chimp in a deerstalker

An example of something you ordinarily would really like, but in this particular case don't.

"I love Star Trek, The Animated Series, Next Gen, Deep Space Nine, and even certain aspects of Voyager. But Enterprise was a chimp in a deerstalker."

by KevOx December 18, 2009

house chimp

a shitnigger that you keep around to fuck and shit on -- why God made house chimps

Hey boy, come over to take a shit on my house chimp. You can fuck it before or after you shit on it.

by monkey_hating lover October 19, 2008

Chimp

A creature of the phylum/ species haskellus-erectus, known as chimp for his chimp like stature and features

"Chimp, see that picture of the chimp on the wall of the psychology room? Thats you that is."

by The Keith March 29, 2003

chimp

When someone thinks there top shit and can do whatever they want.

You are a chimp.
What a chimp.

by da boss pacman1 December 23, 2013

Drunken Liquor Chimp

a black impaired male

a black male who is intoxicated, drunk or hungover

My employee was still drunk from a nite of partying and we needed him on the job immediately...Concerned, I called our office and asked....Is the "drunken liquor chimp" ready yet?

by Boom48 March 17, 2011

chimp

see Micheal Mark cunt Lady Boy chav tosser closet pussy

Micheal Mark is a chimp from the zoo

by Screw you bitch November 15, 2004