Crying donkeys are liberals who still won't accept the results of the election. Essentially wanting to have safe spaces to color in coloring books and pet cats. Just big babies.
Tom: Kathy why are you crying?
Kathy: Tom Russia hacked the election now Trump is President.
Tom: Good ol Uncle Vlad!
Kathy: Stop it im sad
Tom: Stop being a Crying Donkey and grow up Trump won now accept it!
Kathy: What is a Crying Donkey?
Tom: When stupid liberals don't get their way they begin to act like pussies and riot that's why we call them Crying Donkeys
Kathy: Tom Russia hacked the election now Trump is President.
Tom: Good ol Uncle Vlad!
Kathy: Stop it im sad
Tom: Stop being a Crying Donkey and grow up Trump won now accept it!
Kathy: What is a Crying Donkey?
Tom: When stupid liberals don't get their way they begin to act like pussies and riot that's why we call them Crying Donkeys
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friend 2: “don’t kill yourself!”
friend 1: “it’s a figure of speech babes.”
friend 2: “don’t kill yourself!”
friend 1: “it’s a figure of speech babes.”
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"I asked him not to mess with me, but he ended up regretting doing so when I gave him a crying johnny."
by Bucko702 September 29, 2012
Get the Crying Johnny mug.Doing a chick tiger-style (like doggy style, but more intense), then spraying your batter in stripes across her back. To finish, you slap her in the face or punch her in the kidney (doesn't matter, so long as she cries).
That girl was a straight up freak, so I made her a crying tiger.
She was being a bitch, so Mark gave her a crying tiger for her birthday.
She wanted Thai food, so I ordered up some crying tiger.
She was being a bitch, so Mark gave her a crying tiger for her birthday.
She wanted Thai food, so I ordered up some crying tiger.
by holy markeral! December 14, 2008
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