craptacularasstastic

A sarcastic adjective used to describe something so crappy it has to be brought to the power of the Tenth degree to give it justice on how awful it is. Essentially, it is craptastic squared.

Our flight was delayed on the taxiway 3 hours with no refreshments and the flight attendants were extremely rude, so it ended up to be one craptacularasstastic day.

by Aggressive Mediocrity July 2, 2012

Craffee

'Crappy Coffee' Coffee that is not amazing. rubbish coffee , coffee that is not good.

I am drinking Craffee

by Derrankyle April 21, 2013

Crabtree

A type of tree grown in the amazon known to yield durable, red fruit that looks like a crab's shell. Crabfruit is very sweet and is used in various ancient remedies.

Amazonian tribes commonly use the fruit of the Crabtree to treat illnesses

by Doktoro Shoomul April 9, 2015

Crabtree

RULE REMINDER!

JOE, RULE REMINDER. Your in Crabtree’s class now shush

by Deovol June 25, 2021

craptasm

An explosive incident of crap. The combination of the word crap and orgasm. A craptasm is an event usually 'craptastic' or 'craptacular' but the word implies a degree of unnecessary severity

After the cops showed up, well, it was a real craptasm.

by Pave April 20, 2004

craptastic

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic

Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"

by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004

crafty butcher

A male homosexual - one who likes to take his meat around the back.

"A fayre visaged manne was in the partee,
Lipsed of voyse, and limpe of wriste eek.
Ful wynsomme a crafty butcher was he,
We played heide thee sausage and I could not sitte downe for a weeke."
- Geoffrey Chaucer, Prologue to the Canterbury Tales

by HMB March 16, 2003