An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.
When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.
by MathPlus July 16, 2021

Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"
by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020

An Aussie phrase, utterance or cluster of words to portray the emotion behind the archetype of which is Covid 19 as being somewhat of a disturbance to past, present and or future plans.
by Mickpsandham August 5, 2020

My business is covid closed because of this fucking virus. It wasn't because I'm a bad businessman......just bad timing!
by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020

The weight you gained during covid lockdown. Sometimes it’s in pounds, but for some people it’s in kgs.
by anaherself January 28, 2023

When people are advised to avoid handshakes to lower the risk of getting infected with Covid-19, but urged to think of alternative ways to greet one another—for instance, they could bump elbows; embrace the Thai wai and say hi in prayer-like posture; or use the “footshake.”
by MathPlus June 29, 2022

Person1: "Hey dude how's it going?"
Person2: "Ivfbst bin goudd houw bowt yoo?"
Person1: "Woah dude nice Covid Stutter"
Person2: "Ivfbst bin goudd houw bowt yoo?"
Person1: "Woah dude nice Covid Stutter"
by FruitMyScoot November 20, 2020
