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Covid-Free

An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.
When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.
by MathPlus July 16, 2021
mugGet the Covid-Freemug.

Covid Eye

Mike Pence's puffy bloodshot sickly eyeballs during VP debate
Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"
by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020
mugGet the Covid Eyemug.

This covid shit

An Aussie phrase, utterance or cluster of words to portray the emotion behind the archetype of which is Covid 19 as being somewhat of a disturbance to past, present and or future plans.
You doing much this week? Nah 'this covid shit' has really fucked me around
by Mickpsandham August 5, 2020
mugGet the This covid shitmug.

covid closed

New signs popping up in front of businesses that are failing because of covid19 virus.
My business is covid closed because of this fucking virus. It wasn't because I'm a bad businessman......just bad timing!
by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020
mugGet the covid closedmug.

Covid-50

The weight you gained during covid lockdown. Sometimes it’s in pounds, but for some people it’s in kgs.
“He looks so different now thanks to covid-50
by anaherself January 28, 2023
mugGet the Covid-50mug.

Covid-🤝

When people are advised to avoid handshakes to lower the risk of getting infected with Covid-19, but urged to think of alternative ways to greet one another—for instance, they could bump elbows; embrace the Thai wai and say hi in prayer-like posture; or use the “footshake.”
Guesstimate how many handshake alternatives have emerged worldwide to combat Covid-🤝.
by MathPlus June 29, 2022
mugGet the Covid-🤝mug.

Covid Stutter

When you've just gotten out of quarantine and you completely forget how to speak English.
Person1: "Hey dude how's it going?"
Person2: "Ivfbst bin goudd houw bowt yoo?"
Person1: "Woah dude nice Covid Stutter"
by FruitMyScoot November 20, 2020
mugGet the Covid Stuttermug.

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