sally court

A direct replacement for the words "silly cunt" often used in environments where cussing is unacceptable, such as the classroom.

*student throws a pen*
Teacher: "Tarquin, stop throwing your pens you sally court"

by chubby little flaps December 4, 2023

Court

An institution created to subtlety further improvish and imprison the poor.

In the American court system you pay for a defense of listen to a public pretender that tries to get you to take a deal. If you can hire a lawyer to represent you won't your being present this is the preferred method. Legal controversy is hippocratic so it just comes down to who has the most money or if you can beat the DA's budget.

I dont have enough money to live in America, the courts there have OJ Simpson going free and a homeless dude doing 6 months for j-walking.

by WGstyles July 28, 2023

Court 12

The place at Camp Taconic where 13-15 year olds have their first kiss.

“Yo I heard you went to Court 12 with Chloe tonight. Did she touch it?”

by camptaconic August 17, 2023

One Ball Court

A location on Google maps where a cousin in a large Irish Catholic Family lives. The court is shaped like a single nut-ball sack with a big cock.

This cousin receives “bag of Dicks” gifts and “I’m gay” gear from the other members of the SFFL fantasy football league.

Damon loves living at One Ball Court in Gloucester County, NJ! He will never move.

Cousin Damon got beat by cousin Fran again in fantasy. Under Rule 2018:005, Fran now has the right to bust Damon’s balls all week.

As punishment, Fran mailed a 300 pack of “bag of dicks” gifts to Damon at One Ball Court.

None of us can figure out why Damon moved his family to a court shaped like a uni-testical hanging from a really long cock. Guess he wants a lifetime supply of those bags of dicks!

by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023

apellet court

A judge-'n'-jury establishment dat hears cases involving air-powered firearms.

Seeing as how so many overly-indulgent parents carelessly give their bratty/thoughtless children BB-guns without ensuring dat said pint-sized aspiring marksmen would be capable/willing to handle said dangerous devices responsibly, da dockets of any local apellet courts are probably crammed to da gills most of da time with lawsuits regarding shot-out windows, dented mailboxes, etc.

by QuacksO March 27, 2020

Angel of the Court

When a) there is a 50/50 undecided call on a foul, rule, etc. in sports and there is no fair way to decide it or b) the wrong call is made, the “Angel of the Court” brings justice to the game in an obvious big play soon after in favor of whoever was wronged in the play

Did you see that bad call on Jimmy then he came back and drained that deep lucky 3? Was that the Angel of the Court or what?

by Patbu March 4, 2020

Word Court

Words intended to manipulate readers.

WORD COURT Prosecutor Makes a Book Reviewer's "Manipulatives" Bold and Underlined

by but for March 21, 2020