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courtney someone thats EXTREMEMLY good looking but not like cute, more like sexy. when they walk by u turn ur head and wish u had a pause button or something.

The most gorgeous girl that you could ever come across.

Words can not explain her, and her flawlessness.

Whoever has her, as their girlfriend is the most luckiest man

in the entire universe.

everyman,want her and every girl wants to be her.
Jesse: fuck that courtney chick is hot.
tim: fuck yes, oi cunt i heard shes easy.
Jesse: I'm in!
tim: -.- lucky cunt
by everyonewantsomeofwhatigot November 26, 2011
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A courteous fart is one that is loudly audible but leaves absolutely no smell.
Jon let loose this massive courteous fart. Weird thing is, there was no smell!
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Courtney

Transferred use of the French surname meaning "from Courtenay (in northern France)." The name as legend goes are thought to be given to both Male and female children. Although Male Courtneys are rarely seen and thought to not exist any more.
Courtneys are known to be Fun, intelligent, kind, gorgeous, sexy, Obsessive and are known to ""Knock back"" quite a few .

CAUTION:
Courtneys are knows to have a temper (dubbed in some groups ""the Courtney Freak out"" where they are know to do things such as throw ashtrays at waitresses (see: Courtney Love),have a severe case of road rage and screams leaving receivers on the other end deaf and scarred for life (usually starting with an "OH MY GOD!!!!11!one!" or a "WHAT THE F*CK").

One is cautioned approaching a Courtney once meeting one your life is most certainly guaranteed to NEVER be the same.
"Courtney is incredible, enough said!"
by Jamison Bauer March 16, 2009
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man that courtney cant spell
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Marissa's guardian angel, her hero.
Ever since Marissa was a young girl she had looked up to her role model, Courteney Cox.
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Courtney

Most of the time is a girl sometimes a boy. Originally started as a boys name.

Courtney is a very brave courageous person with a outgoing personality. Always very pretty and loved by all. A very nice person everyone knows. :)
Person one: my best friend is coming over.
Person two: which one?
Person one: oh her name is Courtney.
Person two: oh she's awesome!!
by The best1234 February 5, 2010
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Courtney

1. A Passionate, Gorgeous, Sexy, and Smart girl. Courtney’s are popular, outgoing and always fun to be around. They can be bitchy, but that’s just because they are better than you. They are often the life of the party and like it that way. Courtney’s eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, corners of the earth.

2. Courtney's are "known" to steal boyfriends, but truthfully your boyfriends just leave you for her. AND Not because you are ugly OR miserable but just because she is much better than you, in all humanly ways possible. Irresistible, Pretty, smart, cute and sexy, all mixed into one.

3. Courtney is envied by all, especially heinous (fat and ugly) women and Unhappy Closet Homosexuals. People hate on her out of pure jealousy and the frustration of knowing they are inferior to Courtney. She takes this as a compliment because if it were possible, she would be jealous of herself too.

4. Courtney’s are disliked by stupid, jealous and insecure “new girlfriends” whom often feel threatened by the sheer fact that their boyfriends probably still and always will love Courtney. That’s too bad. Because she has moved on, and your boyfriend will always be fixated on her and her hot little ass. This puts you in second place to Courtney with no chance of ever being first. This also means that when you are in bed with him he wishes you were Courtney. You will never be as good as Courtney. Wah.

5. The essence of Pure Perfection.
Man, did you see that girl! She was a Courtney!

I would be with you, but I have a Courtney at home.

(Girlfriends name), I wish you were more like Courtney.

I wish I was more like Courtney

Courtney wishes she was more like Courtney
by Courtstheshitandyourstill2nd February 7, 2010
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