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Cosmic Blowjob

When you get your dick sucked with vape in the girls mouth. (Like a space ship with smoke underneath)
Dude Stacy gave me a cosmic blowjob with banana ice yesterday.
by Thatbitchwiththevapecard February 21, 2021
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cosmickey

To be a fraud and have terrible takes
smh cosmickey is not top 100 in my book
by still1600 May 18, 2021
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the Cosmic Turd

– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.

- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
I couldn't get wood, so I had to slip her the Cosmic Turd...
by Ace42 November 13, 2011
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Cheesy Comics

A comic created by two idiots about a mouse named "Cheesy" who travels around the world and a screaming man. There is an evil rock, dora the creep, boots the stalker, and a 'NO ADS' mouse who hates ads.
U read the latest cheesy comics?
No
Its great!
by Cheesy Comics October 18, 2018
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you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you

either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
by Sexydimma April 7, 2021
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comicsgate

A bunch of pathetic lowlifes bitching about comic book artists, writers and reviewers that don’t meet the trolls level of standard, yet hide behind their twitter accounts to bitch.
Jack: What is this comicsgate?
Joe: it’s the revolution to take out the toxic creators destroying comic books today!!!
Jack: dude, you need a girlfriend.
by DontGiveAF February 9, 2018
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Comicsgate

A consumer revolt by comic fans (that feel are being pushed out of their hobby) against over-politicization, unfair business practices, pandering to people who ultimate will not buy the product, the free fall of quality caused by diversity hiring and the hostile behavior of Comic Professionals towards life-long fans in the comics industry.
Comic pro: "This book isn't meant for you, read something else."
Fans: "ok"
other Comic pro: "This book isn't meant for you, read something else."
Fans: "...ok"
another Comic pro: "This book isn't meant for you, read something else."
Fans: "......ok"
yet another Comic pro: "This book isn't meant for you, read something else."
Fans: "seriously? #comicsgate"
by Mech_Aniki February 18, 2018
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