cockblocker

todd gibson is a cockblocker,he blocks others from a coworker he had already and dont want any longer.

he goes to extream to not let orther around her when she is drinking.

by robin allen October 22, 2003

Chockablock

-When you say a guy is not suited to your liking by physical characteristics but end up being rejected by a guy you like with similar characteristics..
-When a big black dick steals your girl.

Susan got chockablocked by Mike when she said didn’t like fat or gay men..
Dwayne chockablocked Andy when he fucked Andy’s girlfriend.

by SkullD May 25, 2020

cockblocker

One who cockblocks, typically used to identify an individual who, intentionally or not, avoids in engaging in contact with another person, whether by phone, email or in person. The term infers a connotation that the individual in question avoid said contact is a basic "DICK" in nature for avoiding such contact.

I've been trying to get in touch with Todd all day, but that cockblocker's been dodgin' me left and right.

by Pottsy November 17, 2004

walking cockblock

Typically a female, but can be a gay male too. One whos a total prude, and refuses to do any sexual thing with a guy, "blocking his cock."

"Thats her man, shes the one that i begged and begged for the last week, and still ain't got shyt outta!"

by The walking naughty!! July 22, 2005

Cockablockalitis

Cock blocker

That woman has a severe case of cockablockalitis.

by Penis blocker September 28, 2017

Cookblock

(Verb) Acting like T. Cook by making things: proprietary, serialized (when one component is paired with another via serial numbers), difficult or impossible to repair (glueing components together, making exclusive deals with component manufacturers).

Engaging in consumer-unfriendly practices.

I wanted to replace my laptop's cracked screen, but the company Cookblocked me by making me buy an entire lid assembly instead of just the panel.

by anonymous July 20, 2023

COCKABLOCKA

When you're horny but you find out your partner is British during the pound sterling, but they show you their scrunkle doodily doo (you're not into it)

You're british?!
But I can do the scrunkle doodily doo!
COCKABLOCKA!

by MAOAAOO April 15, 2024