Cooning

To have a fit in public, like a racoon would right after being captured. Racooning can include psychotic, happy, angry, and sad fits. The person racooning will most likely have crazy circled eyes and drool, when in an intense situation.

Person 1: You totally looked like a racoon, just captured, with the drool flying from your mouth, and your crazy ringed eyes, HAHA you were COONING!

Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.

by Igotscoons! May 1, 2010

Cooning

A person who is pretending to be black but isn't.

You seriously don't know what i'm talking about? Fine. Imagine a black guy, Now imagine him with white skin. There ya go, cooning.

by GoWestWasABandInThe80s March 7, 2015

coofin

cookie muffin
not to be confused with coffin or queefin

"whats for dessert honey?" "coofins."

by misfitty November 21, 2011

cooking the books

In that TWIX commercial where the girl makes the fool out of herself. She says, "Old man Perkins is cooking the books." In front of Old man Perkin's daughter

"Old man perkin's is cooking the books"

by joser2001 April 17, 2006

global cooling

er..no, AYB, we ARE in one right now, except that our pollution has only delayed its effects.

by whatever August 25, 2003

cooking with gas

Substantially increasing the likelihood I or a member of my family will get asthma, to own the libs.

I love God, guns and cooking with gas.

by Jasper C. Debussy January 12, 2023

Cooning

To consume leftover food items out of a garbage can.

When Jason got back from the bar, he started cooning and downed the end of a day-old pizza.

by Smooth Horse March 4, 2009