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cooking the books
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In that TWIX commercial where the girl makes the fool out of herself. She says, "Old man Perkins is
cooking
the books." In
front
of Old man Perkin's
daughter
"
Old man
perkin's is
cooking
the
books
"
cooking the books
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joser2001
April 17, 2006
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