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Confucked

Confused and thinking what the fuck about something you don’t understand
“Can you teach me how to shit” - ur mom
._. *blank face* - you
“Why you look so confucked”- ur mom
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Confuckulations

A contraction of congratulations and fuck you.

A very specific version of dying inside.

It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!
The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.

After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.
by Renny the n3rd April 9, 2020
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Confuckulated

Uncertain, stunned, confused.
I'm confuckulated trying to fighter out what's happen in my life
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Confuckulated

Someone who is confused, phucked and discombobulated all at once.
I got so drunk I was confuckulated.
by Casi D September 29, 2020
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Confucktuous

To be in a confused state of mind but just can't find it in one's self to actually give a fuck so they continue on and whatever happens happens.
This one time during the summer the weather changed drastically three times in a 45 minute time span. The weather went from 80 to 65 to 98 on everything so I said to myself, "Lawton's weather is on some Confucktuous bullshit it can't decide if it's going to stay cool or hot as hell, it's just going to go with the flow if it's hot it's hot if its cold its cold Fuck it.
by Shayfromtheshady580 October 23, 2020
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Confucktuous

To be in a confused state of mind but just can't find it in one's self to actually give a fuck so they continue on and whatever happens happens.
This one time during the summer the weather changed drastically three times in a 45 minute time span. The weather went from 80 to 65 to 98 on everything so I said to myself, "Lawton's weather is on some Confucktuous bullshit it can't decide if it's going to stay cool or hot as hell, it's just going to go with the flow if it's hot it's hot if its cold its cold Fuck it.
by Shayfromtheshady580 October 23, 2020
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COCUCKA_B_TECTE2

really nice russian kid with a great pc yey
i would like to order a COCUCKA_B_TECTE2
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