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Shelf confidence

Having the confidence, figuratively or literally if you choose, to sit on a shelf and know that someone will buy you. Similar to self-confidence but in a more arrogant manner. It is more desirable, however, to have shelf confidence over self confidence.
Lebron James has a tremendous amount of shelf confidence.
by el bandito45 July 10, 2010
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confidence

Being caught in bed with another woman by your girlfriend/fiance/wife and having the balls to smack her on the ass and say your next
Having sex with your "significant others" sister, and when your woman walks in having the confidence to smack her ass and say she is next.
by Tsu7n7ami October 2, 2007
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confiscation

Theft, when it is carried out by the state or by other authoritarian agents.

The pigs invented this word, which sounds fancy and official, so they can keep on pretending to be consistently against theft when really they're the biggest thieves of all.
Police confiscated (i.e. stole) sound equipment because it was used in a rave which the cops didn't like.
by annoyed anarchist April 27, 2004
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Condi

Nickname for Bush's sycophant mouthpiece aka Secretary of State. See also Aunt Tomasina.
It's hard to believe that Condi is still trying to push that yellow cake WMD tale down our throats. Who's gonna believe that Aunt Tomasina now?
by T Wade September 25, 2005
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confirmed

"Mans be off to da club tonite. confirmed."
"Duffy be the next big thang. confirmed."
by Fred Tissue February 15, 2008
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confirmed bachelor

Polite euphemism for a gay man (from Victorian times, on the premise that such a man will never marry.)
You may be desperate to marry, but don't go after Dale; he's a confirmed bachelor.
by H.C. S. February 7, 2007
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Nipple Confidence

Higher self-esteem resulting from full, round nipples that point straight ahead.
by Ni99lelover April 30, 2011
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