Funk (com)

Funk is a dickriding idiot who pays for cunny and stalks girls, also hes a total wuss

Funk (com) is an idiot

by rugen March 18, 2023

Sob Com

This is a genre of film for sad comedy. Similar to a "rom com" (romantic comedy), romance is replaced with tears or sobbing.

That movie was great! Couldn't stop crying and laughing at the same time! This Sob Com had all the best parts of Failure to Launch but was much much sadder and better.....

by Ash Ketchum February 16, 2015

Coms.

Computers

Coms. great stuff but use way much more electricity than economical typewriters I'd say.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

coms

Short for condoms

Why isn't there anymore coms in the communal box of coms?

by Beksinski April 26, 2021

Com Kitty

A term for (typically) teenage girls on discord who have a fixation on com kids and being extorted. They typically have the com accent and are intimidated by and rude to every woman that so much as breathes in the same voice calls. They usually try and fail at the egirl aesthetic, and commonly have blood/gore related banners. They love being extorted, promoting self harm and eating disorders, and being overall wastes of oxygen.

comkid: carve my name into your thigh for my banner, kitten
com kitty: yes daddy~

by msrattatata June 27, 2024

Com

The dead zone where 12 year olds from all over the world show off powers that they don’t have

This random com kid thinks he got my dox

by Zigaramoo December 15, 2023

Concussion dot com

An endearing term for when somebody near you falls over and hits their head badly.

(Small child falls off a slide and bangs his head.)
Passer by: "Ooo concussion dot com"

by JS90 November 26, 2010