Computer coma

When your computer freezes up on you. It's still running, and it won't do what you want it to.

The computer was stuck on the page. It said the site was loading. Clicking didn't do any good. The computer was in a computer coma.

by MyAccount August 3, 2012

cart coma

A state of extreme sleepiness experienced after eating lunch at one of New York's fine street food carts.

Coworker1: What's wrong with John, did he eat chicken and rice again?
Coworker2: Yep. Cart coma. Better get him a Red Bull if you expect him to get any work done.

by shaktimaan July 7, 2010

backwood coma

A phenomenon occurring directly after smoking multiple Backwood roaches out of a bong where someone passes out wile hitttng it and sometimes causes shaking and possibly throwing up

My buddy was ripping the roach out of the bong and went into a backwood coma

by Redwood forest July 23, 2017

Chat Coma

1. Anyone who is away from their keyboard or busy with life or pm's, who doesn't answer in a room or pm box.
2. Any name placed in a chat room, but the user is not monitoring the room. Usually these names never reply when someone types or talks to them.

Example: Julie hasn't answered anyone in the room today, she must be in a chat coma.

by oD Katz September 22, 2011

Coma build

A coma build is when you have small arm muscles/bicep from the front and when you flex they are small but you are REALLY STRONG.

You can lift really heavy and every expects you to be crushed under the weight you are lifting.

OMG look at that guy there what is he doing he so small he is built like a stick why is he putting over 200kg on the bar what is he thinking... (after lift) HOW!!! he is incredible he must have a super build a ultimate sleeper build a a aaa COMA BUILD he can really lfit that his strength is incredible thats the coma build

by Alehlete October 14, 2023

booty coma

When da booty puts you in a coma

Damn..her booty had me in booty coma

by Urbanarion April 15, 2016

Coma Blanket

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....

I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.

by Jessmeow January 27, 2018