smokey colon

the result of someone blowing smoke up my ass.

"Hey, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"No, he just gave me the old smokey colon."

by goblinmonger January 7, 2009

Three Colon

Word version of a mustache face. 3:
Used when representing someone who has a mustache.

Dude, this guy had an awesome mustache! 3: Three Colon

by MegaDude101 October 26, 2011

Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.

Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.

by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018

semi-colon

It is used when the author wants to end an sentence but chooses not to.

deeper meaning: It is when someone wants to end their life but chooses not to.

I will end my life in a semi-colon.

by BimToTheBap March 16, 2019

philip colon

hottest dude in the world. best fortnite player of all time as well.

Did you see that 360 no scope from philip colon?

by ph1l1p April 25, 2019

Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.

by Reefknot January 27, 2020

Rolling Colon

The action of lowering your window while driving down the interstate sticking your butt out and having explosive diarrhoea on every car you pass

My buddy and I went down the inter state and he was rolling colon and it was the worst thing I've ever smelled.

by Jiffy3 May 14, 2021