The Colombian Drug Lord

When a girl queefs while you're eating her out, and you quickly form a straw with your hands around her vagina-hole and snort her queef.

Guy A: "So I was like, going down on this girl, right? And then when she came, she like totally queefed. It's alright, though, I just did The Colombian Drug Lord."

Guy B: "What the fuck?!"

by Dale Diving March 23, 2013

Codomy

During the 1862 Indian wars in the Dakotas, the tribes of the Sioux and the Dakota would humiliate fallen US soldiers by inserting a fish into their rectum. Thus the practice of codomy was born.

Join the Army they said, see the world they said, hell I'm in it just for the codomy.

by iFletch July 13, 2009

Clommy

When you're both cold and clammy

Her hands were so clommy last night.

by TheBigMan10 March 4, 2016

Clomper Stompers

Big ass boots/shoes. Fucking HUGE bitch.

Me: *watching BTS Boy with luv dance practice*
Also me: *DAYUM Jk those some big ass clomper stompers*
(Your welcome Army for putting this in the urban dictionary cuz them shoes looke heavy xD)

by JeongukkieBihhh<333 July 4, 2019

Cocomelon

A childrens cartoon with a weird ass name.
A series of cartoons that will make you realize how far ahead of your time you are, and how fucking sad that is, as well as how fucking sad this world is getting for you because you are getting so fucking old.

Cocomelon sucks dick.

by chickennoodle972 October 31, 2021

The Coleman Theorem

A very powerful theorem, especially for math, created by Ms. Coleman. It involves complex steps such as flipping to the back of the book, looking up the chapter and problem, then copying down the answer onto your paper.

"Ms. Coleman, how do you do #31?"
"Check the back of the book."

The Coleman Theorem at its finest.

by Marine December 13, 2008

christopher coleman

Okay A Christopher Coleman Is Tipically A Handsome Guy. He Is Usually Funny. Almost Always Smart But Can Have Their Fair Share Of Dumb Moments. Normally Tall Or Semi Tall. Serious About Relationships. Thinks About A Future With Who They Are With At The Time. Loves To Say They Are Ugly When They Really Aren't. Talks Alot Unless They Are Thinking About Something Or Someone Or Doing Something.

Christopher Coleman I Love You Forever And Always

by BY: SAVANNAH JOHNSON December 19, 2016