collarship

An all-expenses-waived course for Fido to attend obedience school or any other canine-related educational establishment.

Certain members of Man's best friends may qualify for a full collarship, such as those who are exceptionally even-tempered, are registered therapy-dogs, or are extra-intelligent canines who are being trained to assist disabled people.

by QuacksO January 22, 2015

collabroation

A group of two or more men who get together for the the purpose of problem solving, merry making or other actions related to short and/or long term gains.

With their wives out of town, Will and Jake's collabroation at the local watering hole lasted well into the evening.

by The Real Action Jackson November 11, 2021

collar snafu

When you own several park hobo mongrels and someone breaks into your house and puts a collar belonging some other dog on one of your mongrels. Most common if none of your dogs are viable guard dogs.

Someone snuck into my house and put a collar for a dog named Hunny on Mila. Rufy was asleep on the job and let it happen. So I tell everyone it’s a collar snafu and they happen all the time.

by Mongrel-free February 2, 2022

collapse my wavefunction

A quantum mechanical euphemism for bringing a person to orgasm.

Dr. Tatlock: "Oh, Robert, collapse my wavefunction!"
Dr. Oppenheimer: "I am become death, destroyer of worlds."

by CdnKidsMD August 14, 2023

leg collapsed

an extreme overeaction to a situation, in order to stop a sporting game and receive attention

as the boys played football, james fell to the ground screaming "my leg, my leg collapsed"

by darcyb June 2, 2008

Ghetto Collar

A collar that is crinkled or loosely fitted to the neck. The only exception to a ghetto collar is a football jersey or a wife beater.

Mayn Joe you be lookin so sloppy wit yo ghetto collar.

by Justin Manns, William Martz January 22, 2009

Music collar

Wearing a headphone around your neck really tightly and putting on some bass music and turn the volume to the top.
Then enjoy the intensity of the bass on your Veins.
It gives a weird effect.

Person1:Where is that music coming from?
Person2:It's probably coming from his music collar.

by S.s.F March 8, 2011