Colborne

To "Do a Colborne" has two very distinct definitions.

1. To talk extensively on a subject that you profess to have an in depth knowledge of, despite being wholly inaccurate and basing your argument on something that you once heard. Especially when; having being pulled up on your lack of examples or scientific basis for your argument, you continue to labour under the misconception that you are correct.

2. To consistently cause great annoyance by insisting that everyone be ready to leave at a certain time, only to be completely unprepared to leave on schedule yourself by at least 30 minutes.

1. Colbourne: "The human brain could be entirely be replaced with one from a chicken and you'd still be able to function..."

Dr. Clark "Utter cod Shit! I am a man of science and you are talking out of your arse"

Coulborne: "No. My brother told me about an indigenous tribe that do it"

2. Colbourne: "Right guys you've got to be ready to to go at 5 or we'll be seriously late so start sorting your shit out...."

(some extensive period of time later)

Tiller: "Hurry the fuck up Colborne! We we're supposed to leave an hour ago you useless twat!"

by youknowexactlywhoitwas November 11, 2010

Colb

This name was originally derived from the the name Colbert. He was deemed awesome, sexy, and elite (or leet). Read on for true definitions:

1. A name given to one who in time has become a L337 h4x0r of life and or the game of Counter-Strike.

Any person given this name is also well known for thier sexyness, and tend to have thier way with the lady friend.

2. The sexiest, leetest, coolest player to ever hit the Counter-Strike community. From Oklahoma.

"I wish I could be a Colb...I'd be gettin' all the ladies!"

"Look, it's the Colb! OMG HAX!"

by Jonah Colbert October 7, 2004

Colby Covington

Colby Covington is a very well known Mixed Martial Artist mostly known for his tremendous fighting skills inside the ufc octagon and for owning the best restaurant out there in Fortladurdale Florida that includes “Black Baby Back Ribs”

Colby seems to get a lot of hate by nerds and virgins because they can’t be him. He is also the well known father of the less known irrelevant fighter Leon “Scott” Scott.

“Colby Covington makes some amazing ribs”

by HairyNigga202 February 23, 2021

colby covington

A racist Trump supporting douchebag from Florida with a name that sounds like a cunt, who gets fights by over-the-top-disprespectful trash talk, and wins fights by blowing the judges and not finishing opponents. He is basically the broke Floyd Mayweather of MMA. He runs around the ring for the entire fight and is a classless clueless scumbag outside of the ring. If he ever fights Jorge Masvidal he will get destroyed. If he ever fights Ozie from Islip he will get destroyed.

"Hey man, you are boring as shit to watch in a fight. How are you gonna get more fights? Better pull a Colby Covington and say you'd fuck his dead grandma."

SCARED PUSSY: "Hey, let's cross the street, there are too many brown people coming this way."

PERSON#2: "Maaaan, don't be such a Colby Covington."

by SupremeWarlord December 4, 2019

colb-a-nator

when you have sex with a girl and your penis is so big it tears up the vagina and causes bleeding

i colb-a-natored her last night

by sugalips12326 June 23, 2009

Colbfail

When one epically fails so much and so often, that they just want to completely quit. Gingers often shun them nearby.

Bitchtit: Yeaahh 76 on the test!!
Ginger: 99....my preciouuus
Bitchtit: noob
Ginger: *growling noise*
Bitchtit: Im getting a D+ in this class!!
Ginger: what a COLBFAIL!!!! You shall fear my gingerosity!!
Bitchtit: *Smacks Ginger*
Ginger: HISS!!!!!!!

by Epic The Flatlander March 5, 2010

Colbert-wich

A sandwich that Stephen Colbert ate on his show, Colbert Report. It consists of two pringle chips with whipped cream in between them, similar to a sandwich.

John: "I sure could go for a snack"

Paul: "Why don't you make yourself a Colbert-wich?"

by Cam Bam the Man March 31, 2010