cocksmack

Back during the days of wooden naval ships and pirate raids, the British ran a very harsh crew aboard their ships....officers would randomly come up behind sailors and whack them across the head with a thick piece of rope dipped in in this thick coating of whatever it was and it made it hard as rock...so they called it the boatsmans cock...hence cocksmack

Sailor, I repeat never do that again! *whacks sailor round head with rope'

by noise and kisses. July 1, 2005

cockblock

1. To deny a horny partner sex as a means of control.
2. To forego expected vaginal coitus after reciveing oral sex.
3. To back out of an already initated sexual encounter.

My girl wanted it bad, but since she didn't cook I gave the lazy lady the cockblock.

by xylol April 17, 2006

cockblocker

cock·block·er kok blókr (plural cock·block·ers) noun - Pre-12th century. Origin uncertain, probably from medieval Latin coccus·blake cockblocker; a cockblocker; to block/blocked his/her/it's cock in say; person tries to stick his/her/it's cock into something to prove authority, where as he gets cut off by someone; conclusion; being cockblocked and becomming property of the person he/she/it is being cockblock by.

by poQ May 22, 2003

cocksmack

the act of being struck with ones back hand in the lower testicular region...that leaves a heavy pain in the lower abdimon.

man brian cock smacked me 5th period and it still hurts

by pillihp draw March 9, 2005

cockalicky

The art of licking a penis(a cocksucker)

It's my birthday tomorrow,hopefully i get some cockalicky bird

by fuckshu January 13, 2011

coffee table cockblock

When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.

I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked

by Lorck13 March 15, 2011

cockblockey

The person who blockes a cockblock

I am a cockblockey

by Jon Mouchet December 11, 2003