Cooking Oil

Some "wierdos" use cooking oil as lube so instead of saying wanking just simply say Cooking Oil.

Person 1: Brb in 15 ok.

Person 2: Cooking Oil?

by Michael Burrows October 18, 2008

Crocking

The act of inserting the penis in-between two rocks and thrusting.

Bob loved crocking on a Tuesday evening.

by emix1111 October 27, 2020

corking

The act of holding your bowels inside for as long as possible, even days.

He's been corking for a week now, i'm sure he's toxic

by Trini Grasshopper February 29, 2008

Cooking

A quick and easy way to burn your house down and cause mass death to your nabours

"I tried cooking ,never again"

by Dragonbattle06 January 31, 2020

Corkington

Corkington is related to that of the late artist, Angelini Corkingtonio, who during the early 17th was interested in the development of silly and goofy paintings of cats and vegetables. Corkington was his art style. Corkingtonio also started messing around with his neighbors during the late 17th when he was becoming decrepit, by throwing eggs that his chicken had just laid into his neighbor's house. Corkingtonio's last wish was that he wanted to be remembered as an artist and a prankster, and right before he died his final words were, "I have corked sufficiently."

One friend is talking to the another friend about Angelini Corkingtonio and then out of the blue, one friend will just start screaming and writhing "IM CORKING, IM CORKING, OMG, IM CORKING" then a second later, everything will be normal. A person who has just corked will have been the CORKINGTON of that situation, because they would have corked. However, there are some uses for corkington that are looked down upon in the community:
For example, if I would have started corking in church, I would be excommunicated from the Corkington community, and I would have been banned from all the Corkington meetings.

For example, if I would have started corking during a family gathering with my grandma there, it would have been taboo, however, if no grandparents were there, it would been socially acceptable to cork in front of my cousins and parents.

by Tommy Archibald Pigskin December 30, 2022

cooking dinner

another phrase for male masturbation

Since Cameron was horny he was cooking dinner in his room

by dr gummy August 6, 2019

Clocking

1. When a person is annoying by asking a lot unnecessary questions about while your doing something.
2. Over protective parent asking a million and one questions.
3. Nagging

Robyn is leaving her house and her neighbor ask her where she is going,when she coming back,and who she will be with. Robyn simply replies "STOP CLOCKING ME"

by vetrobyn March 11, 2009