Cockatron

a massive robot desined for nothingmore than to suck all the dicks of the world.

by The Anarchist June 11, 2003

Cockaine

Jizz on a table the sunlight has access to, wait for the liquid to evaporate and snort the powder/ gunk remains.

Dude, I was totally fucked off my head on cockaine the other day! I think I feel them moving inside.

by AvengedSevenfold. May 25, 2010

Cockaganda

When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.

Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!

by Coocootrain July 17, 2009

Cockasborg

A smorgasborg of cocks, hense smorgASBORG cockASBORG

Sandy had a cockasborg last night, she had her main plate; jizz.

by irish_patato December 6, 2010

cockage

Partial exposure of the penis usually by teenage boys wearing their pants well below the waist. Akin to women's cleavage and plumber's crackage.

Several boys were suspended from school for displaying cockage

by Wildthing February 18, 2013

Cockatooing

Cockatooing is a syndrome that effects nearly 100% of the male population. It is the act where one always finds himself holding long objects to where is cock is to simulate/emulate a cock. Common long objects include bananas, knives, machetes, blocks of cheese, sausages, remotes, carrots, lobster, egg rolls, etc...

"Yo stop cockatooing with my lobster!"
"Dude you really need to work on your cockatooing problem"
"Dude I really wish I could cockatoo that ships mast!"

by KStimp December 13, 2013

cockatoe

A male version of the Camel Toe

Dave's pants are so tight I can see his cockatoe

by smack the mac December 14, 2015