Cobwebbed

when you get jizz in your eye...

I was giving my man a blowjob and just got cobwebbed

by bluerose420 July 24, 2016

Colbeer

colbeer cold bud-light The act of ordering a cold beer.

Hey mollie get me a colbeer.

by Rdc7s May 15, 2017

cobweb rocket

To have a cobweb rocket

Having a dusty "rocket" or penis

When you haven't had sex in a while your rocket gets cobwebs on it

Your dads cobweb rocket

by jesgsgsgsg August 11, 2017

Cbeez

Another short word Can't be arsed or cba.

Person 1: "Have you got work tomorrow?"
Person2: "Yeah really fucking cbeez"

by Daramara September 7, 2017

Cibeer

A half beer half hard cider drink.

Q: Hey what is it called when you mix a beer and a hard cider?

A: I dunno, lets call it a Cibeer and put it on urban dictionary.

by Generao August 3, 2018

Cobbed Cream Corn

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.

Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.

by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018

cobweboration

Refers to the "evidentiary" accumulation of old dusty "spider-lace" over the access-opening to some area or device, thus proving to observers that you have indeed not been messing around in said locale, just as you'd stated you hadn't.

When the well-servicing guys came to replace my submersible water-pump and removed the well-pipe's outer cap, there was a thick layer of obviously-many-years-old cobweboration layered over the end of the pipe, showing the guys beyond any doubt that this was the first time it had been uncovered since they themselves had installed it well over a decade earlier. I gigglingly said, "You see? Long live spider's webs! This proves conclusively that I haven't had my cotton-pickin' hands down there, and so the pump's malfunctioning couldn't possibly have had anything to do with meddling on my part!"

by QuacksO May 8, 2019