Cudge

When a girlfriend asks for a cuddle which a boyfriend seemingly agrees to. In the process of hugging, the boyfriend inserts his finger(s) into the arsehole of the girlfriend, thereby informing the female that hugs are not really on the agenda and initiating the cudge.

1. "Got home from work last night, couldnt wait for her to make a meal out of my penis"

"Sweet bro. how was it?"

"Well she asked for a cuddle didnt she, so I cudged the shit out of her"

"sweet"

2. "All I wanted was a some sympathy and a hug from Paul after the death of my dog but he cudged me instead"

by Perringtonwinklesworth January 21, 2013

Clunge Sponge

A cute dog, baby or absolute LAD who attracts females like they're going out of fashion.

Have you seen Dave's new puppy? Absolute clunge sponge!

by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 3, 2014

Cludder

Close the door + Scatter. The word is used to tell someone to leave the room and close the door as they leave

CLUDDER! NOW.

by GoatPenetrator November 19, 2022

Clunge Crawler

Someone who is going out looking for clunge, someone on the pull. Similar to a 'Squirt Hunter'.

You are the best clunge crawler! Tonight we are definately clunge crawling!

by Squirthunter September 24, 2009

cudge

Vaginal fluid.

Derived from the words "cunt" and "juice."

The women was leaking cudge, she farted so hard.

by jacobmomakup April 13, 2007

clugged

Having badges put in your drink while you are not looking, then being forced to down said drink.

"On coming back from the toilet, he found he had been clugged"

by Pwnishor January 1, 2007

cludger

A person who should know how to do things, but fucks them up anyway, without consideration for impact it has on others.

Your Nan drives like a proper Cludger.

by GreatBigToe April 22, 2020