Bill Clinton

Former U.S. president whose cum stains are all over the floor of the Oval Office from when he banged Monica Lewinsky.

Me: Bill, why would you do Monica Lewinsky? Don't you have any good taste in women?

Bill Clinton: Well, she's an upgrade from Hillary!

by Woody K. December 4, 2012

clintonism

1. a lie
2. a tax hike

Too many clintonisms exist today in politics

by dictionary April 9, 2003

hillary clinton

When you make a decision that seems good at the time, but then later it bites you in the ass.
Variations: Hillary, HRC, Rodham (the latter said with pretentious British accent)
Or, past-tense: Hillary'd, HRC'd, Rodham'd

1. Wow, eating that quesadilla for breakfast with El Chapo was probably the most HRC thing I've ever done. Now I've got the shits and this prison cell is tiny.

2. It was nice letting the car warm up in the garage, but I came out of a coma a week later from Carbon Monoxide poisoning and am bankrupt from my medical bills. I should've voted for universal healthcare. I guess I really Hillary Clinton'd this one.

3. It's so *Rodham* to support spontaneous international military action.

4. I probably could've saved my family from the house fire, but I HRC'd out of there as fast as I could.

by Bartoletto September 18, 2016

Hillary Clinton

Hopefully the next president, because ANYTHING is better than a republican.

I'd vote for Hillary Clinton. In fact, if it meant getting these asshole Republicans out of power, I'd vote for a hard-boiled egg with a face drawn on it.

by Stormcrafter April 28, 2006

Bill Clinton

DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!!

Bill Clinton: "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"

by sithhead January 23, 2009

bill clinton

a good president, possibly one of the smartest presidents, along with Woodrow Wilson, but he wasn't perfect, therefore he was worthy of impeachment in Republican eyes. If you ask me, the fact that they had to resort to getting into his personal life proves that they had nothing on him as far as how he did his job as president

Bill Clinton tried to open up the military to gays and lesbians, but he suffered a backlash from homophobic republicans and had to settle for "don't ask, don't tell"

by Conrad March 9, 2007

Bill Clinton

Was the 42nd president of the United States of America. He was inaugurated on January 20, 1993 and left office on January 20, 2001. He was the last president of the 20th century

Bill Clinton was impeached in 1999

Bill Clinton almost became a first man

by Clarksons Malarkes January 2, 2019