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The most technically demanding genre of music in the world. Classical music focuses primarily on perfection. For listeners willing to look past cliche lyrics and generic beats found in about 80% of the music on MTV or the radio today.
The user complaining about how "Classical is boring. When is the last time you saw classical music on MTV or at no.1 in the charts?" is obviously being sarcasic. Because if he/she is not, then they are misguided. Just because it's popular and people are willing to throw away their money for it, doesn't make it good. Let's make a few comparisons between rap and classical, since thats where this debate is originating from:

1. Classical music has withstood the test of time. Rap has only originated in the past 20 years, and already many people don't know 70%+ rap bands around before todays "artists" (this appears to be the case with you, too). Classical has been around for hundreds of years, and you can still go to your local music store and pick up a classical based album.

2. In your point "Emotional music comes from the heart, not from fucking black dots written on a paper with lines.", don't you think that the people who put those same black dots you're complaining about on that paper where "coming from the heart"? when they wrote it?

3. If you had any knowledge of music or music theory, you would know that the artists you meantioned all use beats that a four year old uses to play "music". Rhyming and bitching are not hard to do, using complex harmonization, sequencing, and phrasing is.

4. You're a moron, joke or not. You don't know how to use proper grammer, puntuation, or paragraphs for that matter. You also talk like a pre-pubesent 12 year old desperatly trying to "fit in with the scene" in your town or neighborhood.
by wild_jary August 27, 2005
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classic rock

one of the greatest generes of music out there, composed of a very talented band and unblieveable lyircs
led zeppelin, pink floyd, elp, dire straits, zz top, the doors, black sabbath, kansas, deep purple
by unknown July 29, 2003
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cassi

the most amazing person you will ever meet. shes pretty fun to be around and always makes you happy. she is especially known for her heheing and somtimes makes weird noises..but at the end of the day you cant help but love her
i love cassi
by cassiisamazingg July 16, 2011
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Cassidy

Someone amazing! This person is always happy, and can put smiles on everyones faces! this person may seem like a spazz, but is truly a good person. this person is bubbly and happy all the time. this is someone who many people love tremendously. This person should not be allowed to drink monster.
-Did you see that girl skipping across the room?
-Yeah, she's such a Cassidy
-I love her!
-Who doesn't?
by Clarinet girl November 28, 2009
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Classical

The music that owns all other music, especially rap. The people who say that 50 Cent is mors talented than someone like Beethoven need to grow up. Fortunatly there's still hope for people like them. When I was young I incorrectly believed rap to be the best form of music and when I heard classical music I shoved my headphones in and turned up the volume. I'm lucky this didn't result in permanent hearing damage so now I can listen to real music. All this goes to show that...

1. I've listened to both rap and classical so I'm qualified to say that classical is more enjoyable

2. You don't need to be an old person to listen to classical music since last time I checked 15 wasn't old

and...

3. Rap becomes old real fast and has no lasting value, which is why I sought out different types of music (there's only so much bitching about hoes, money, and guns that you can take and classical isn't the only type of music I listen to)
The only people who say that rap is better than classical are those who haven't ever listened to it for fear that they might actually like it more than rap.
by 8746685674634 July 22, 2008
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classic thirteen

thirteen distinct ridges on the anus indicating what many consider to be the ideal anal configuration
by sighsmail March 15, 2009
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Fall Classic

1) The act of taking a dump in a neighbor's jack-o-lantern on Halloween.

2) The ultimate shenanigan to pull on All Hallow's Eve. (ie. The "Fall Classic" being referred to The World Series of Major League Baseball)
1) Guy 1: Hey man. how was trick or treating?

Guy 2: Dude, it was EPIC! I pulled a Fall Classic on my grumpy neighbor

Guy 1: Niceee

2) Guy 1: That was legend! I can't believe you pulled off The Fall Classic.
by P Weezy October 7, 2010
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