Farty Carty

A large sized moocher intent on farting his way into social status with conniving intent. Often finding a way to involve farting.

Look at Joe over there trying to get into the club, such a Farty Carty. Wait, something stinks.

by Youyoutootoo October 6, 2025

Rob Carty

A well-known and high ranking graduate of Civil Engineering from Dublin Institute of Technology Bolton Street, with over 30 years’ experience in the construction and development sectors, currently a member of Quantum Group

Dude, Rob Carty was such a good pick to have hired for this project!

by RobberIHardlyKnowHer October 10, 2025

blinded by clarity

When vision and reality collide.

When she woke from the nightmare to find him still next to her she was blinded by clarity and knew at that moment it was love...

by Stefanie Durham January 14, 2011

Gonna-clitty-clatty

Contracting or catching something(s) NASTY, stemming from gonorrhea, chlamydia, etc. but more generally just something nasty, germy, or something you don't want to get, touch, associate with.

"I don't fuck with that girl, I don't want none of her gonna-clitty-clatty"

*friend eating cheetos on white couch* "go wash your hands, before you get that gonna-clitty-clatty all over my shit!

"Whew, your breath smell like you've been eating some gonna-clitty-clatty"

by paigey_crazy October 28, 2017

hoement of clarity

Hoement of clarity is similar to a moment of clarity. A Hoement of Clarity is when a girl realizes that SHE is the sidechick.

After her 5th date in a parking garage again, Jessica had her hoement of clarity and realized her boyfriend had a wife.

by martine_sumptin or other November 8, 2018

Post Art Clarity

The Sudden realization of what one has created some time or immediately after its completion.

Man 1: Hey check out this thing I made
Man 2: Huh, that's...
Man 1: I know... Sick Right?
Man 3: Dude that's fucking wicked!
Man 1: Thanks man I've been working on this for a while now

Sometime Later...

Man 1: What, the fuck...
Man 2: Hey are you alright?
Man 1: I... I made this...
Man 1: What the fuck why did I make this
Man 2: Are you talking about the thing you made?
Man 1: Yeah man... Jesus Christ...
Man 2: Yep, that's Post Art Clarity alright

by Wilhelmn November 12, 2020

no nut clarity

The moment of clarity and unattractedness you feel toward a sexual partner when they keep trying to make you finish but can’t and you lose arousal and attractedness to the person

Yeah I was with my Mark last night and he kept trying I felt so bad when I got no nut clarity.

by punanibitch December 24, 2020