Perhaps the best thing invented by man since alcohol. Adds a little zing to the day. Also give you 5mins alone every hour or so (However this varys per person) To think about your next cigarette or some pressing matter you've gone for a cigarette to escape.
The perfect combination with a cigarette usually is a beer, coffee, sex session or a good chat with a fellow smoker.
Non-smokers do not understand the wonder that is nicotine. The most stress relieving drug discovered so far. (Except marajuana/weed etc...)
Most non-smokers belive that you are burning your money, killing yourself and making your living acommodation stink.
When you smoke, this does not matter. IT's all worth it for those few mins of relief a day.
Cigarettes also have a little trick to them, once you start, cigarettes never want you to leave the ranks of the smokers.
Perhaps becos they love you so much. And you love them.
Long live smoking!
The perfect combination with a cigarette usually is a beer, coffee, sex session or a good chat with a fellow smoker.
Non-smokers do not understand the wonder that is nicotine. The most stress relieving drug discovered so far. (Except marajuana/weed etc...)
Most non-smokers belive that you are burning your money, killing yourself and making your living acommodation stink.
When you smoke, this does not matter. IT's all worth it for those few mins of relief a day.
Cigarettes also have a little trick to them, once you start, cigarettes never want you to leave the ranks of the smokers.
Perhaps becos they love you so much. And you love them.
Long live smoking!
Wow, I'm dying for a cigarette! I'll be back in 5mins.
I can't handle work at the moment. I'm going for a cigarette.
I can't handle work at the moment. I'm going for a cigarette.
by Alimace January 9, 2009
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Smoked by lighting and inhaling.
Over 1 billion people in the world are smokers, probably more.
Smokers do not care about their health, therefore making them badass as hell because they look death in the face and say "Suck my left one."
Smoked by lighting and inhaling.
Over 1 billion people in the world are smokers, probably more.
Smokers do not care about their health, therefore making them badass as hell because they look death in the face and say "Suck my left one."
Person 1: Man, i'm gonna go smoke a cigarette.
Person 2: Duude, thats soo bad for you. You're frying your lungs, you know?
Person 1: *Proceeds to roundhouse Person 2 in the ribs and stands over him* I don't give a fuck.
Person 2: Duude, thats soo bad for you. You're frying your lungs, you know?
Person 1: *Proceeds to roundhouse Person 2 in the ribs and stands over him* I don't give a fuck.
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person A: hey man do you got a light
person B: no i used his lighter
person A: let me barrow yours
person B: why
person A: cigarette sex
person B: no i used his lighter
person A: let me barrow yours
person B: why
person A: cigarette sex
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Get the cigarettes mug.someone who you constantly give cigs but when you need some they give you an exact number on how many they owe you instead of just giving you as many you need, seeing as you give them cigs all the time
yesterday i bumed my friend cigs all day then when im asked him for one he said "oh, i only owe you 9" then i called him a cigarette jew.
by myfriendsacigjew July 23, 2010
Get the cigarette jew mug."A 2 Cigarette Meal" is a meal that is so good, or so large, that it is imidiately followed bu the smoking of 2 cigarettes as opposed to the standard single cigarette. Usualy it is a meal that is either very spicy like mexican or asian cuisine. A Thanksgiving feast usually falls into this category too as most ppl over eat and must chainsmoke 2 or more cigarettes afterwards to speed up the digestion process.
{2 ppl sittin at On The Border after a huge meal.}
Person 1: "Wow! That was a feast man."
Person 2: "Ya, my mouth is on fire from that hot sauce. Im stuffed."
Person 1: "Ya, that was definately a 2 cigarette meal"
Person 2" "Well light it up then."
Person 1: "Wow! That was a feast man."
Person 2: "Ya, my mouth is on fire from that hot sauce. Im stuffed."
Person 1: "Ya, that was definately a 2 cigarette meal"
Person 2" "Well light it up then."
by Russ Bus February 21, 2008
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