Choit

a choit is a run of the mill douche bag. It can be any type of race or person in particular but they have to give off a real douchebag vibe.
Some traits found in a Choit are as follows:
1. snotty
2. obnoxious
3. loud
4. thinking they are bad ass but really stupid skater kids
5. freshman who think they are the shit but are actually 5'4 and weigh 100lbs
6. freshman who try and fight a senior
7. kids who usually have small penises
8. kids who just fail in general
9. kids who are about to have there asses beat
10. politicians

Choit is pronounced like chuh-oit
Coming from a french verb

'wow did you see that kid try and call out that senior and almost get his ass beat?' 'LMAO! I did what a freakin choit!'

by Daisuke-san January 7, 2010

Chaptivity

1. Evidence of chapped lips, often of extreme measure. Derived from chapped activity.

2. Having a extreme case of chapped lips, with absolute no way to get chap stick.
ex. " bro i'm stuck in chaptivity for the whole car ride because i left my chap stick at home."

by randfluff October 6, 2012

Chop suey

At term for Chinese mob assassinations in Chinatown. Can be used for any Chinese mob assassination though.

My god ! They just made chop suey out of Henry!

by Yourmatedowntheroad January 17, 2016

Chop

(Noun) Informal - South African slang, meaning idiot, fool, nitwit.
Colloquially amongst friends can be akin to calling someone a Dork.
Can also be used in Afrikaans.

Being kicked out of class, made you look like such a Chop *laughing*
You were a complete chop, pushing Jimmy into the pool, with his cell phone in his pocket smh.

by Intonation Zzz May 9, 2018

Chop Squad

The Ark Tribe that everyone wants in their alliance but they only want to be under MVI. Also when people see this tribe join they are decently afraid. All their enemies want to Ally with them because they are fucking Scared

Damn transfer out!!! Chop Squad just flooded the server

by Ya boi handsy January 6, 2020

Wig chop

A term hood-rats use for getting their hair cut.

"Yo blood, what tings you up to tonight?"
" gotta get my wig chopped cuz."

by cuddlesbear September 21, 2012

Harri-Chop-Nuke

A common combination of killstreaks in Modern Warfare 2.

With this, the player earns 7 kill for a Harrirer. This gets him the necessary 4 kills to gte a Chopper Gunner. With the right tactics, you can easily get the needed 14 kills for a nuke.

NOTE: doesn't guarantee a nuke everytime

"Capain Schpack is 6-0!"
"Someone kill him!"
"I tried. he got me!"
"Shit, man he's got that Harri-Chop-Nuke combo on"

by CaptainSchpack April 17, 2010