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clockblock

A moron who blocks the timeclock because he's waiting for EXACTLY 8 hours from when he clocked before clocking out for fear of losing pay.
If that idiot wants to wait until exactly 7:00 to clock out, he needs to stand aside and not be a clockblock.
by Doomhammr May 1, 2006
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cockblock

It is of Itailian origin, and it is a cube, or a block, full of cock(s)
You dumb ass hoe cockblock.
by cockblock101 March 11, 2005
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Cockblock

Someone who discourages the sex life of a male who wants some.
"Man, I was totally up with this girl until my girlfriend saw us. She's such a cockblock."
by Stoptheblock February 6, 2010
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cockblock

when a dumb ass bitch that isnt hot or attractive and you dont even communicate with basically makes some random shit up about you and her hooking up to make that fly ass hoe you are thinkin of bonin only look at you as a complete busta, but in all actuality the cockblock or as we call them on da street..."hoodrat" or "bitchass" is the only busta around. The cock block usually is just in da club frontin...
its poppin in da club and ma boy jay is feelin dis fly ass hunny...

-jay: so emily lets go to the trap or somethin, you fine as hell and you know a d-boi like me wants to hit all night, yeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
-emily: well its obvious you aint frontin g, so hold up while i go tell the girls you gon give it up to me tonight.
-jay: aight bitch make it quick though, my dick feels like its gonna burst out my fuckin pants man shit...

emily is now with her bitches when all the sudden a cockblock (lindsay) comes over with a major kill...and killa cam and santana themselves make an appereance...

-emily: i cant wait to get pounded by jay tonight, i hope he tears me apart.
-lindsay: oh yeah i made out with jay kyd, you already know.
-emily: shieeeet meng
-jay: yo lindsay stop being a mo fuckin cockblock and go suck a dick, no homo.
-killa cam: yeah yeah jay rep yo hood kyd AY! AY!
-emily: is this true jay, because it sure would make you look like a busta, i mean shit son, damn...
-jay: man emily lindsay is a hoodrat, and a cockblock ya heard?
-emily: fo sho
-jay and emily: one.
-this is killa cam and i just wanna say...yo lindsay go get ya wet wipes...I see your head lights, dey NOT lookin dead nice they got me sayin D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn.
by killa! September 15, 2008
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chockablock

An islander from the Pacific Island. Generally twice the weight and size of a normal human being, but at the same age.
Look at that chockablock, isn't he/she huge?
by Big fush August 20, 2003
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cockblock

noun: a diaphragm
(adj; cockblocky, v; to cockblock see cockblocker, cockblockation)
Betty Mae didn't want to get pregnant so she used a cockblock.
by Nigla Dave January 1, 2005
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cheblockn

a gay word invented by david's brother and his bum chum friends
suck my cheblockn michael
by adsy69 May 18, 2006
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