Choadette

A female that is as tall as wide.

The 2 CHOADETTES were fighting over a skinny white boy on the Jerry Springer Show the other day.

by LovingSkull November 3, 2005

choad

a dick wider then its length

i do not like people who have a choad

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016

chodi

a dick that is like 3inches high but like 8inches in Diameter

Sure my chodi gave her no pleasure, but boy did it give her a case of canyon cunt

by Hartford Steamer February 16, 2004

choad

A dick that is wider than it is long, which looks something like this:
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By the way, Turner has a choad.

At a locker:
guy 1= Omfg!!! You have a f*ckin choad!!
guy 2= Sob*

by Al the ass kicka May 30, 2006

choad

a penis thicker that it is long, sometimes resembling a small pepperoni pizza

my choad is thicker than a pie, but thinner than a penny

by dafadfasdf May 22, 2003

Dill Choad

Noun. An orgasmic load that came from anal sex

Hey Lizzy, did you like the dill choad?

by spltbird July 5, 2003

choad

1.Penis that is wider than it is long, the exsistance of such is questionable. it would only be posible when not experiencing an erection,often spelt chode down under.

2.Area of skin between the sack and the arse

1."its a choad, you dont suck, you lick"

2."my bicycle had its seat of the other day, i sat down hard and bruised my choad"

by coopz March 9, 2008