Smarter Child

A AIM/MSN/INSTANT MESSAGER bot who changes the subject always, kinda like a boxxy bot.


The only way to shut it up is to say "I cut myself" and it stopped talking to me.

Smarter Child: Hello there..

You: I cut myself...


Smarter Child appers to be writing, but nothing comes up

by Raykuuuuu February 15, 2009

obama child

One who wants to live off government freebees instead of working.......one who believes in wealth redistribution.....socialist

I'm a obama child who is to lazy to work and expect the government to take care of me.

by pieces May 10, 2014

Starbucks Child

A child who drains all the life out of their parents wallet by ordering the most expensive thing on the menu to make them look "swagilicious". Often seen in groups of bitchy 12 year olds.

Delila- "OMG LOOK WHAT I GOT IT IS A TRENTA MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO WITH 4 PUMPS OF CARAMEL"
Summer- "OMG THAT IS SO SWAGGY, LETS PUT IT ON OUR SNAPCHAT"
Onlooker- "ew starbucks child"

by jammydodgers66 December 24, 2014

Bin Child

Someone who knocks over a ton of bins and trips a lot, or is well known to be clumsy, reference to AmazingPhil from Dan and Phil.

Friend: Dangit *fall over into trash can*
Phan: you're such a bin child.
Friend: wat

by Sam the amazin Magic boat July 2, 2016

Child’s lock

How quickly someone clenches their bum when someone fingers them. Normally a straight males preforms the act as a joke

Damn he has a good child’s lock, he clenched right away when I stuck them in him!

by Type1boi May 25, 2019

Flipper child

A result of generations of inbreeding causing physical deformities and an unbelievably low intelligence. Socially and intellectually dumbfounded and sometimes physical deformities such as webbing of the fingers or toes or lack of teeth. Flipper children tend to have horrible eyesight and hearing.

Stop sleeping with your sister I ain't raising any flipper child

by Ajax Buzzkill May 17, 2016

smole child

Literally meaning small child. A cute way to say small child. Someone innocent and young.

Awww look at that smole child

by Pnutbutty August 18, 2017