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Word Chewing

The process by which a person (usually fat and/or southern) annunciates ones words with a sloppy chomping sound, as if chewing a large mouth full of biscuits and gravy.
CPL Jabba the Hutt: " Hey man, (chomp) you swing (slurp)? "

word chewing. It's a fat thing.
by somedingo June 13, 2010
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Chexing

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He: "Do you have big boobs?"

She: "What?!? We just met. I thought you wanted a long-term relationship!"

He: "Do you like it when a man uses his....."

She: "Okay, stop right there. I'm NOT chexing with you tonight!!"
by JaneIam October 15, 2012
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chewing the gristle

performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.

masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork

severing the umbilical cord with teeth
"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"

"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"

"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"
by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009
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chewnautica

Usually a dusty bitch!!!!! Most of the time a hater on long haired girls because the only place she has a lot of hair is under her pits!!!! Her nickname is usually Chewnautica!!! Allways thinks someone is hating on her, but to get to know her she da hater!!!!! And also usually has dusty jays and hi-waterz!!! Also from Battle Creek Michigan
Chewnautica: usually shaped like a bleach bottle.

Chewnautica: Hairy and has a deep manly voice.

Chewnautica: Thinks they are flii, but is really dusty and insucure.
by djkilla1993 February 3, 2010
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chwink

a certain high-school student, who happens to be offended by "chink" and so his friend now calls him a chwink which means a chinese twink.
Hey K.T., yer not a chink, yer a chwink.
by Jv S January 2, 2009
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cheming=cos poop dick theta

the equivalency of munging Mrs. Heming or Cheming; makes barfing a desirable option
"That guy totally just munged a dead nun!" barf-vomit-barf
by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003
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Chewing the fat

Verb phrase meaning giving oral sex to a man. To give someone a blowjob.

For example:

Tom was chewing the fat with Eddy.
-is the same as-
Tom was giving head to Eddy.
Tom was chewing the fat with Eddy.

Margo was chewing the fat with Ryan.
by Whisama February 4, 2017
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