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chewy yogurt

John: How was your night with Sharon?

Ted: Alright, but she had a yeast infection.

John: Ew! What'd you do?

Ted: Gave that bitch a chewy yogurt!
by squampton November 7, 2007
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Cheney

A tight-lipped, angry little asshole.
Doctor 1: "So how did your examination of that patient go?"

Doctor 2: "He had a terrible rash on his Cheney, but it was so tight I could hardly get my finger in there to apply the steroid cream."
by Xtofer January 12, 2009
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Cheney

Hey, it's his fault she broke things off. Maybe if he wasn't such a Cheney to her, she'd still be with him.
by Russell Dingus February 2, 2009
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chewy

1. A mixture of marijuana (usually not the chronic, hence the need to do the following) mixed with cocaine. Smoked by way of various means, usually a blunt.
2. A fully shaved vagina that tastes so good that you almost feel the urge to chew on it.
"Bro, I just smoked a fat chewy and it made me want some chewy pretty fucking bad"

"That blunt made my dick shrivel up,, was that a chewy??!!"

"Howd you get that black eye"
"I got kicked in the face when I bit Marissa's chewy"
by heyfever May 2, 2008
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chewy-ed

when you aren't hungry but just feel like eating; your mouth wants to chew but your stomach is full.
Arugh! im so chewy-ed! give me some food!
by do i have to? February 18, 2004
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Cheneyesque

A cold, uncaring attitude. Callous, unsmiling, condescending.
I knew Bob wouldn't care about the starving children in Ethiopia, he is completely Cheneyesque.
by sassy/swag October 23, 2011
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Chewby snack

Slang for chew or dip, play off of Scooby snack
Hey, do you have any dip? I could really use a chewby snack
by OKdippereufala September 7, 2013
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