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captain stabbing

old man with girls on his boat...funny
www.captainstabbin.com
dude, i wanna see anal adventures on captain stabbin!
by andrei October 17, 2003
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Captain Wronghole

A term given to any individual who proceeds to engage in manual sex with a female while fingering the incorrect hole, that is any but the actual vaginal orifice.
Courtney: I don't feel turned on...
Ryan: Uh oh, people are going to find out about this...
by Carl Caliente February 24, 2005
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Captain Vostrikov

Hero of the Soviet Union!

Captain Vostrikov was the commander of the Soviet submarine K-19. He raced against time to prevent a Chernobyl-like nuclear disaster which threatened not only the lives of his crew, but had the potential to ignite a world war between the super powers.
Captain Polenin: Lieutenant Yashim is the best reactor officer in the navy. He's never been drunk on duty before. We need him Captain, I urge you to reconsider.

Captain Vostrikov: I want this boat out of dry dock. Sea trials begin in 2 weeks.

Captain Polenin: The boat isn't ready Captain. The problem is Moscow. They organize party V.I.P tours, but were stuck with incompetent yard crews and deffective parts.

Captain Vostrikov: Sea trials will begin as schedualed. We deliver, or we drown.
by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005
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Captain Caveman's Club

A thick dry stool with a enlarging circumference that becomes increasingly painful to pass.
It resembles captain caveman's club in both shape and size.
Bob: "Why are you crying?"
Jill: "I just dropped Captain Caveman's Club in the toilet."
by Darren Jackson 1972 June 27, 2008
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captain rats

Australian slang term used to imply that someone is completely crackers. An analogy used to convey a state of insanity, possibly catalysed by heavy consumption of legal or illegal substances.
eg1. Policeman: He threatened the victim with a spork, held her hostage and demanded the ransom be paid in bananas... He was captain rats.

eg2. Josef Fritzl is captain rats.
by Coco schmoko September 4, 2009
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Captain Forehead

Guy with a disproportionately large forehead. 'Nough said.
Angel (David Boreanaz) from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Angel, a spinoff series, is a Captain Forehead.
by Poetic Ramblings October 3, 2010
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Reverse Captain Hook

Popular in climbing circles, the Reverse Captain Hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. This maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her vagina. If done correctly, should result in an orgasm.
Andrew: "Yo, Dan. I heard you reverse captain hooked Tracy last night."
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"
by TylerDurden6969 October 24, 2011
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