1. A man who finds himself attracted to any member of the human race with two boobs and a happy fun spot. Often spends a majority of his pointless and lonely life chasing after such a member of the human race completely ignorant to the fact that they have no interest in him and would wish for him to rot in a ditch somewhere with a clown jumping up and down on his deflated testicles.
2. Harsh Reality
2. Harsh Reality
"If I were to kick him in the crotch too hard, I might accidentally give him brain damage and kill him. AND THEN WHO WOULD BE THE BAD PERSON THING!?"
by Ryunnie July 31, 2003

Yo homie I ain't playing with you man, no paper chaser is gonna hustle me man.
Verb.
Put him in set-up, 5pm we do some paper chasing.
Verb.
Put him in set-up, 5pm we do some paper chasing.
by J Hoodz R Gotta Come Hard January 16, 2006

by Matt November 1, 2004

by LilSavage17 March 13, 2018

by Adalius February 13, 2009

Fat Chick-"So, can I meet your friends?"
Hot Guy-"No, I don't think that's a good idea, they're chaser haters. I'd never hear the end of it...keep sucking my dick"
Hot Guy-"No, I don't think that's a good idea, they're chaser haters. I'd never hear the end of it...keep sucking my dick"
by Maryboberry January 14, 2009

Alcohol. Just as a regular chaser is something good-tasting following an unpleasant drink, a reality chaser follows the biggest unpleasantry of all; real life.
by xxcutyourhairxx May 16, 2006
