Clear channel

Clear channel

The company that pays people to act like a big pile of gay.

''Dude who is that J-Dizzle cracker motherfucker we are listening to?''

''I don't know but by the sound of it it seems like he works for Clear channel''

by Your Mom in a bikini July 8, 2006

channel 5

Don't know cos i've never been able to receive it.

My Mate: Whats on 5?
Me: Don't know, and never will.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

Clear Channel Memorandum

A document distributed by Clear Channel communications to their radio stations following the 9/11 attacks, giving a list of songs that should not be played due to "questionable lyrics". Songs included were "Bodies" by Drowning Pool, "The End" by The Doors, "Rooster" by Alice in Chains, and the entire catalouge of songs by Rage Against the Machine. The list was really more a way for Clear Channel to continue pirating the airwaves by using a horrible tragedy as an excuse to not play songs they don't like. Unsuprisingly Clear Channel denied such a memo existed.

Listener: Yea I'd like to request "Brain Stew" by Green Day.

Radio DJ: Sorry but due to the Clear Channel Memorandum which doesn't exist we can't play that one. How about some nice, clean disco?

Listener: Goodbye forever (hangs up and goes to record stores and the internet for new music from now on)

by Gaaraofthedamned December 29, 2010

History Channel Love Sandwich

If your ultimate fantasy is to have 4 generations at once, e.g., her, her mother, her grandmother and her 16 year old daughter. It's sometimes called the "Intra-generational Five-way".

Why don't we get Agnes, Barbara, yourself and Amber together for a History Channel Love Sandwich sometime? I'll be the meat.

by Jack Squat February 23, 2005

Dick Chaney

A dumbass. A loser. A person with bad aim with a gun. Do we need someone this stupid in our government? Come on, he shot a person in the fore head!!!!

George Bush is an asshole, Dick Chaney's what his name implies.

by Sara McKay April 30, 2006

The Chaney

The most badass mother fucker around. The Chaney smashes through weak minded fools on a daily basis and keeps it real at all times of the day. If you refuse to do what's right The Chaney will choose to fight.

Oh Fuck! It's The Chaney!

by Ironmind November 24, 2007

channed

When a device (mostly electronic) is dropped on the floor either intentionally or unintenionally which results in the device working better than before, then the device is said to be "channed".

My cell phone used to drop calls all the time till it got channed. Now it works like a charm.

by zombie February 10, 2005