Carthage College of Liberal Arts

Sandwiched between Chicago and Milwaukee this small liberal arts college is known for its disgruntled student body, beautiful campus, regular food poisoning outbreaks, and vicious Canadian Geese.

"I graduated from Carthage College of Liberal Arts."

"No way! In Kenosha Wisconsin? And you were happy you went?"
"Yep! One of the few who was happy. My freshman year I lost 10 pounds the food was so bad."

by The Creative Dyslexic August 3, 2021

Carthage, NY

A village in New York. They have a school where most of the girls are bitches and whores (see bitches and whores, def.2) and the guys are pretty much half-decent most of the time. It tends to be cold and depressing in Carthage, esp. in the wintertime. The Carthage Comets suck ass and are hated by the Watertown Cyclones.

About Carthage, NY

Carthage chicks suck dick (literally). Carthage guys are okay. Carthage Comets suck ass go Cyclones!!!

by NorthCountryKid December 4, 2011

Catman

A name to call someone when they have the word "Cat" In their name and they are super waisted fucks.

"Dude, who's that?"

"I don't know, she is calling herself catman, just go with it.."

by calicofag December 24, 2009

Bryan Catman

A stoner guy that sits on your couch eating Cheez-It's and sometimes you don't get what he's saying but it's cool, because he brings pot. Often tall and lanky, sleeps with all your friends. Comes with catch-phrases and catchy music.

"Did I tell you how Byan Catman and I met? I was sitting in a cafe and I offered this guy nacho's, and then we went back to his place, and he got so toasted he curled up on the ground, like a cat. Meowing and stuff."

"Fuck you pulled a Bryan Catman, no fish for you."

by Roxy Toks June 15, 2009

cartman

The FAT dude on South Park who is so FAT that in the second episode, he gets even FATTER.

Cartman is so fat. I can't believe this is the first definition on May 26, 2005.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel July 15, 2008

CartLady

Someone (male or female) who is keeping track of events in order to use them in future arguments. The CartLady is a poetic vision of a librarian going around with an old screechy cart loaded with huge books.

Once again Joe reminded me of the time I borrowed him a black t-shirt. That was six months ago! What a CartLady!

by Shadow of the former tech July 17, 2003

CartLady

The crack head lady you see pushing a stolen grocery cart with all fo her b elongings...talking to herself.

That cart lady is on crack.

by JMT January 28, 2005